And they announced it and fully laid out a plan ahead of time. This should come as a surprise to no one who is literate.

Same with my 2014 Subaru Outback. I’m holding onto it as long as I can.

Oh shittymorph, wherefore art thou?

Well, we’ve got Floridick ready and waiting, so that works, but I’m sorry about the itchiness and rash you’re gonna probably want to treat. We’re more like Canada’s Dirty Diaper these days.

Denmark 2: American Boogaloo

Annex of Denmark

We should make our own Oval Office with blackjack and hookers!

Wait…the official one probably has those too. Blackjack, hookers, AND the Gulf of Mexico!

So they could commit crimes and not have anyone to convict them?

I couldn’t agree more. I read them quite some time ago, and still find myself having philosophical discussions about them somewhat often today. Most are really thought provoking in a non-judgmental way.