“Critics favor SpaceX’s cheaper, reusable Starship”

…yeah these critics definitely aren’t just Musk with a fake mustache and spacex investors or anything…

Republicans speaking up that they can impeach Trump.

Great… CoreCivic, only a name I’ve been aware of for way too fucking long. So great to see more of the absolute fucking worst of us getting rewarded…

I signed because I’m stupid and angry, but I’m not a fan of this at the very bottom…

“By taking action on this page, I affirm my intent to join or continue as a member of the Working Families Party, and to receive periodic updates from WFP.”

How about just take the goddamn signature and do good things, don’t pull some fine print bullshit tyvm.

The Republican Way™

Rules for thee, not for me.

They know what they’re doing. Kill the language that describes what they are doing. Then you’re left with no way to properly express the severity of the issue without a long winded explanation that people will just ignore or tune out…

“…but rather because it had been brought too close to Adams reelection campaign”

Ex-fucking-cuse me? Oh I’m sorry, we can’t bother you about all your criming, I see you’re trying to get reelected to public fucking office. Wouldn’t want you to suffer the consequences of your actions now would we?

This country is a fucking joke.

They’re going to force us to enforce it, by force. Of course the Trump sucking corpo greedy fuck media won’t spread that message though.

Wouldn’t want the FCC to investigate you for BiAs aGaInSt CoNsErVaTiVeS now would you?

But hey at least we aren’t a socialist country, they only do those things when you’re in a socialist country amirite? Thank God I don’t have taxpayer funded healthcare and affordable housing…

At this point I’m pretty sure destroying the country is the point. I would not be the slightest bit surprised to hear he has muskrat whispering in his ear about buying literally everything after the collapse.

Legal experts warn of a looming constitutional crisis after JD Vance suggested judges lack authority over Trump’s “legitimate power.” “Trump is our dictator now.”

I too would love to sleep forever.

Turns out the party of “nothing will fundamentally change” didn’t need to do anything to keep their promise. Even when they tried, Republicans masquerading as Democrats stopped them until Republicans won the house and stopped everything.

Then this chucklefuck wins and says “fuck norms, fuck the law, fuck everyone who isn’t rich. I do what I want.” and Republicans just nod while fox news chants about how he’s “killing it.” Real defenders of the Constitution, those folks…

“she argues DEI initiatives violate anti-discrimination laws.”

Up is down, wrong is right, black is white.

God I hate this country

“Nvidia to relase RTX 7090, get yours for only $23,000!”

JFC…

“Hold on guys, we need to hold up on doing our Totally Legit and Properly Legal thing until we can get on a comms system that is properly hidden from all investigation…”

MAGA: YEAH! THE GOOD GUYS WON!

Stocks take a hit with new foreign competition and they are immediately attacked. Coincidence I’m sure lol

“We will deport you too if you sign up to deepseek!”

-Trump admin probably