a lot of European countries have a policy of 5 years legal residence -> permanent residence/green card.

I would like to stress that rules vary (wildly) between countries. In the Netherlands for example you’ll probably need a sponsor, e.g. a partner, employer or educational institution to qualify for a residence permit.

Ensure you familiarise yourself with the rules of the country you want to move to and don’t expect things will be about the same in other EU countries.

Thanks, I hadn’t come across the term, TIL.

Vibe… what now? Is that like coding in all caps when you’re pissed off or in a bastardised flavour of “CaMel CaSe” for those moments you want some spice things up with some sarcasm?

Good luck with that, I’d try to emigrate beforehand. There will be no chance in hell you’d qualify once Trump goes Putin and everybody not on the GOP’s bandwagon is fucked and wants to get out.

While you are burning alive, please take the time to appreciate the fact that the Cybertruck has a 5-star NHTSA crash rating.