The joke will be on white people, they are part of the I in DEI in colleges.

In 5 years admissions will be 80% Asian women if you go by merit alone.

Sure, but this interpretation is almost entirely subjective to you. Most people don’t think in shades of alcoholic.

“Because my consumption isn’t problematic.”

Like the person who is only drinking a half dozen times a year doesn’t have a relationship with alcohol at all. They don’t even think about it in a regular day. The only person who would hear a red flag in those responses is someone who does have a relationship with alcohol, and it’s probably not a good one.