Maybe even auto laser-turrets for more epic-ness?
Since we have such a shitshow of a US government, can someone tell the new FAA person to add turrets to planes? Ya know, 'Murica 2nd Amendment and all… 👀
Surely, nothing will ever go wrong with this? Right?
I bet it’s much cheaper to just let people die in the occasional plane crash, than to add weight to each plane.
Spoken like a real shareholder
Or just add a bomb that can be remotely detonated, so whenever an accident happens, they can detonate the bomb and shift the blame from the regulators / aircraft manufacturer to “terrorism”, then they can pass another
Patriot ActEnabling Act to combat terrorism.